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--- On Mon, 6/23/08, sasha <sasha@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: sasha <sasha@xxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [NewPacifica] [Fwd: Here...] How to deliver on a promise...
To: "sasha" <sasha@xxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Monday, June 23, 2008, 7:00 PM
How to deliver on a
promise...
President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the
Episcopal Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore
his pathetic poll standings.
His image handler made a visit to the Bishop and
said, 'We've been getting a lot of bad publicity because of the
president's position on stem cell research, the Iraq war, hurricane
Katrina, and the Veterans Administration. We'll make a $100,000
contribution to your church if during your sermon you will say that the
President is a Saint.'
The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and
finally said, 'The Church is desperate for funding ~ I'll do it.'
Bush showed up for the sermon, and the Bishop began:
"I'd like to speak to you all this morning about our
President who is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence numb-nuts who
can't put a compound sentence together.
He bugged out of combat service during the Vietnam
war and went AWOL to avoid a drug test, then had all reports on the
sordid event destroyed.
He is the spawn of a Nazi loving great grandfather
who smuggled anti-Americans into this country on his shipping line.
He took the tragedy of September 11 and used it to
frighten and manipulate the American people.
He lied about weapons of mass destruction and
invaded Iraq for oil and money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands
and making the United States the most hated country on earth. It is a
three-trillion dollar folly. He appointed fund-raiser cronies to
positions of power and influence, leading to widespread death and
destruction due to government paralysis after Hurricane Katrina. He
awarded no-bid cost-plus contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so
that we now have more poverty in this country and a greater gap between
rich and poor than we've had since the Depression.
He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing
political party since Teapot Dome.
The national surplus has turned into a staggering
national debt of 7.6 trillion Dollars.
Oil rose from $18 to over a hundred per barrel,
leading to transportation costs which the people of America cannot
afford, with low minimum wages, part time jobs, no health insurance,
and outsourcing.
Vital research into global warming and stem cells is
stifled because he's afraid to lose votes from religious kooks.
He is the worst example of a true Christian I've
ever known, but compared to Dick Cheney...
George W. Bush is a Saint."