*Good one, Terry! * Love the part about Jehovah's Witnesses. By the way, please contact me offline. A messenger has just now given me an anonymous letter for you. It's postmarked from the Langley suburb of McLean,VA. Wonder who sent it...? *- Robert* On 8/27/08, Terry Goodman <tgoodman4@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > On 26 Aug 2008, Robert Knight wrote: > > <snip> > > >Which reminds me of every time I pass through Grand Central Terminal > >nowadays. All the Homeland Security troops stationed there are also > wearing > >*their* green-brown- and-olive drab "camos." But oddly... I CAN ALWAYS > *SEE > >* THEM! > > > Crafting functional and discreet but stylish and comfortable attire > for the urban guerilla or terrorist has always been a problem for our > design team. Localized outfits on the theme of fire hydrants appeared > to have potential in our early lab testing, but attracted unwelcome > and messy attention from canine pets during our field trials. > > Business suits remain acceptable attire for air travel and entry to > most government buildings, but can be a problem in other environments. > When field testing business suits carefully modified for combat in a > variety of domestic residential neighborhoods, our freedom fighters > were invariably identified as Jehovah's Witnesses, causing the > populace in the vicinity to panic, flee, lock their doors, and turn > out their lights. > > After many such failed attempts, our firm has scientifically > determined that the standard uniforms used by employees of package > delivery services constitute the very best attire for covert > paramilitary operations in most most modern urban and suburban > environments, as this allows for the discreet transport of disguised > weaponry to appropriate deployment locations during daylight hours and > further is consistent with ancillary utilization of large trucks > illegally parked with significant payload potential. > > We are discounting our large inventory of airport baggage handler > uniforms and credentials. > > --Jester Kidding > US MiltiaWear, Inc. >