On 26 Aug 2008, Robert Knight wrote: <snip> >Which reminds me of every time I pass through Grand Central Terminal >nowadays. All the Homeland Security troops stationed there are also wearing >*their* green-brown- and-olive drab "camos." But oddly... I CAN ALWAYS *SEE >* THEM! Crafting functional and discreet but stylish and comfortable attire for the urban guerilla or terrorist has always been a problem for our design team. Localized outfits on the theme of fire hydrants appeared to have potential in our early lab testing, but attracted unwelcome and messy attention from canine pets during our field trials. Business suits remain acceptable attire for air travel and entry to most government buildings, but can be a problem in other environments. When field testing business suits carefully modified for combat in a variety of domestic residential neighborhoods, our freedom fighters were invariably identified as Jehovah's Witnesses, causing the populace in the vicinity to panic, flee, lock their doors, and turn out their lights. After many such failed attempts, our firm has scientifically determined that the standard uniforms used by employees of package delivery services constitute the very best attire for covert paramilitary operations in most most modern urban and suburban environments, as this allows for the discreet transport of disguised weaponry to appropriate deployment locations during daylight hours and further is consistent with ancillary utilization of large trucks illegally parked with significant payload potential. We are discounting our large inventory of airport baggage handler uniforms and credentials. --Jester Kidding US MiltiaWear, Inc.